I called it, a sequel to The Last Exorcism is being planned, some more set videos from The Avengers, and motion posters for Puss in Boots and Martha Marcy May Marlene.

The Last Exorcism

I should just write a preview, but there’s really no information about this sucker yet, but there is a sequel reportedly in the works for The Last Exorcism. Why am I so excited? Because I talked about this before. What are they gonna call it? “The Last Exorcism: This Time We Mean It?” or perhaps “The Next to Last Exorcism.” That would work if it’s a prequel.

How about “The Last Exorcism Before The Devil Returns.”

All I know is that cameras are going to shake, and shit’s gonna get real. Count on it.

The Avengers

The Avengers is just about finished with principle photography, so we won’t have too many more of these set videos in the near future. But there’s still one today. Booyah.

Puss in Boots

Puss in Boots is far too sexual for my tastes. I don’t like the position of that pussy’s tail. And there’s too much fur. But that kitty likes to scratch. Rawr. All things you shouldn’t say at work.

At least, not in America. A lawless land like Canada, on the other hand…

Oh, and you can see the motion poster for Puss in Boots here.

Martha Marcy May Marlene

I don’t understand why Martha Marcy May Marlene needs a motion poster. It’s an indie drama. Shouldn’t they be spending less money? I expect a hand drawn poster. Maybe a comic book. But not one written by a writer you know. One written by me.

What I’m saying is that they should have paid me to promote their movie by writing a comic about cults rather than making a motion poster. And you can find the motion poster here.