Movie news for The Avengers, Ender’s Game, Battleship & More!

Flying Brian Banana Hammock April 18, 2012 Comments Off

Posters for Piranha 3DD and Byzantium, pics for GI Joe 2, Ender’s Game and The Avengers, a clip from Battleship, and a trailer for Magic Mike.

Piranha 3DD

I have to give the filmmakers credit, they know how to sell Piranha 3DD. It’s not supposed to be smart, it’s not supposed to be scary.

It’s supposed to have boobs. In yet another homage to 80s horror, Piranha 3DD has this new poster, and it is pretty cool.

Piranha 3DD poster

Piranha 3DD poster

Byzantium

Byzantium has a new poster that is freaking awesome. I genuinely want this framed and hung on my wall. On occasion, Gemma Arterton looks insanely hot. Other times she looks okay. This is an insanely hot moment.

The film is about a mother/daughter pair of vampires who are in a small town, feeding on the locals. They hole up in a guesthouse, which the mother turns into a brothel, but their past comes back to haunt them. I hope it’s with naked Gemma Arterton goodies. I like boobies.

byzantium poster

Byzantium poster

GI Joe 2: Retaliation

Every time I write GI Joe 2: Retaliation, I start to write “Retailiation” instead, and it’s just soooo much better as a name.

Anyways, there are a couple new photos from the film up today. One has Adrianne Palicki looking AWESOME. Another has the Rock looking like a giant. The third has a silly looking car with rockets firing. I’m pretty sure I owned that particular model as a kid, and the rockets were lame.

GI Joe Adrianne

GI Joe Adrianne

GI Joe The Rock

GI Joe The Rock

GI Joe Car

GI Joe Car

Ender’s Game

Ender’s Game has a new photo up, this time sorta half-showing lead Asa Butterfield as Ender Wiggin. That little thing on the back of his neck is a monitor, and it is used on potential candidates for Battle School to see if they’re qualified. It monitors pretty much everything you do, how you feel and more to see if you fit the psych profile the military is looking for in a leader.

enders game april 18

Ender's Monitor

The Avengers

The Avengers has three new photos up today, and they illustrate a few of the things I’m most looking forward to in the film. First, Iron Man. Second, Scarlett Johansson’s knockers. Third, the stern expressions of Cobie Smulders as she tells me I’ve been bad and don’t deserve her… shielding me, but she might do it just this once and okay I’ll be good from now on mistress and I’ll shut up and…

Oh. You’re still here.

Avengers Iron Man

Avengers Iron Man

Avengers Black Widow

Avengers Black Widow

Avengers Maria Hill

Avengers Maria Hill

Battleship

Battleship has a new film clip that showcases how Taylor Kitsch’s character has problems getting a job, and he likes insanely hot blonde women with big boobs. He truly is a rebel. Most guys stay away from the hot ones.

Magic Mike

Do you like balls? Are you sure? Then you may want to move along, because here’s a trailer for Magic Mike, which is sorta based on star Channing Tatum’s real beginnings as a stripper. Yep.

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