A film clip and pics from The Avengers and Safe, a trailer for Diary of a Wimpy Kid, pics from The Bling Ring, and an officialy synopsis for Django Unchained!
First up we have a new film clip from The Avengers that shows Chris Evans’ Captain America and Chris Hemsworth’s Thor fighting some bad guys. Overall the clip is kinda cool, but Cap gets shot in the stomach and just gets up like he got punched in the stomach. He’s a super soldier, not bulletproof. What’s up with this?
After the clip there are a few new photos up, and a few are quite sweet. Especially of the Hulk. Cool.
The Hulk looks amazing in The Avengers!
Safe has a new film clip, and I consider it to be one of the worst clips ever. First, the acting is horrendous. Granted, that’s to be expected, as this is a Jason Statham film, but the action is also really bad. Isn’t there supposed to be something redeeming? Oh, his hat. Cool hat.
Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days has a new trailer, and it does a few things very well. First, it makes the kid appropriately wimpy. Check. Also, there’s a joke about a young boy’s penis. So… check?
I don’t know if this is appropriate for adult audiences.
Hermione is looking good these days as she makes The Bling Ring. The next Sophia Coppola film is about the real life thieves who stole from the rich and famous, and then became somewhat famous themselves in the process. Good for them. Anyway, Emma Watson is looking really hot and I want to bling her ring, if you know what I mean.
I’m actually trying to figure out what I mean. I wanted to say I’d enjoy sex with her, but I’m not sure that came across right…
Django Unchained has an official synopsis, and it reads essentially like I figured, though I didn’t remember the part about a slave plantation grooming slaves to be prizefighters. That’s new…
Set in the South two years before the Civil War, “Django Unchained” stars Academy Award®-winner Jamie Foxx as Django, a slave whose brutal history with his former owners lands him face-to-face with German-born bounty hunter Dr. King Schultz (Academy Award®-winner Christoph Waltz). Schultz is on the trail of the murderous Brittle brothers, and only Django can lead him to his bounty. The unorthodox Schultz acquires Django with a promise to free him upon the capture of the Brittles – dead or alive.
Success leads Schultz to free Django, though the two men choose not to go their separate ways. Instead, Schultz seeks out the South’s most wanted criminals with Django by his side. Honing vital hunting skills, Django remains focused on one goal: finding and rescuing Broomhilda (Kerry Washington), the wife he lost to the slave trade long ago.
Django and Schultz’s search ultimately leads them to Calvin Candie (Academy Award®-nominee Leonardo DiCaprio), the proprietor of “Candyland,” an infamous plantation where slaves are groomed by trainer Ace Woody (Kurt Russell) to battle each other for sport. Exploring the compound under false pretenses, Django and Schultz arouse the suspicion of Stephen (Academy Award®-nominee Samuel L. Jackson), Candie’s trusted house slave. Their moves are marked, and a treacherous organization closes in on them. If Django and Schultz are to escape with Broomhilda, they must choose between independence and solidarity, between sacrifice and survival…
Written and directed by Academy Award®-winner Quentin Tarantino, DJANGO UNCHAINED is produced by Stacey Sher, Pilar Savone and Reginald Hudlin. The executive producers are Harvey and Bob Weinstein, Michael Shamberg, Shannon McIntosh, and James Skotchdopole. DJANGO UNCHAINED will be released in the U.S. on December 25, 2012, and internationally by Sony Pictures Releasing International.