Movie news for The Avengers, Abraham Lincoln, Men in Black & More!

Flying Brian Banana Hammock May 2, 2012 Comments Off
Movie news for The Avengers, Abraham Lincoln, Men in Black & More!

A new featurette for Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, an Avengers TV Spot, film clips for Men in Black 3, a trailer for The Expendables 2, and a couple of Spider-Man pics.

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

I have to admit this featurette for Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter may be one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. They start off with, I believe, talking about the actual president, but then producer Tim Burton talks about Lincoln’s mom being killed by a vampire, and they say it with such a straight face that I can’t help but believe it. The computer never lies.

Therefore, we now know Abraham Lincoln really was a vampire hunting badass. Also, he had a 10 year affair with Porky the Pig. The COMPUTER NEVER LIES.

The Avengers

The Avengers comes out Friday, and it is so awesome there’s yet another TV spot.

How do I know it’s awesome? CAUSE I JUST WATCHED IT SUCKERS. I’ll pretend it’s because of the interwebs and not a buddy of mine who is more important than I, but nonetheless I can say it actually exceeded my expectations and blew my freaking mind. It’s essentially nonstop action, and I APPROVE WHOLEHEARTEDLY. And it isn’t just the Hulk who kicks all kinds of butt; it’s everyone. Every Avengers has their moment to shine and it is super cool. SUPER COOL.

Men In Black 3

Men In Black 3 has a few… I really enjoyed these…

Nope. Can’t say it. I can’t pretend these Men in Black 3 film clips are good, or cool, or whatever. Cause they’re not. Just weep for your children’s minds, cause they’ll probably like this shit.

TAKE THEM TO THE AVENGERS.


Men In Black 3 – Clip No. 1

Men in Black 3 – “Who Are You?” Exclusive ClipMen in Black 3, Sony Pictures Entertainment

The Expendables 2

The Expendables 2 has a new preview for a trailer, but it is LOUD.

You’ll understand when YOU WATCH IT.

The Amazing Spider-Man

The Amazing Spider-Man hasn’t really shown too much of The Lizard yet, which I think is likely a good idea, since they probably are waiting for the CGI to be closer to being finished to unveil very much, but since there’s going to be a new trailer tomorrow, they thought they’d get us all excited by giving a few new views of the Lizard, and in one he’s wearing his lab coat!!!

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