New posters for Total Recall and Taken 2, TV Spots for The Dark Knight Rises and The Amazing Spider-Man, and news on the next trailer for Twilight.
Total Recall just keeps coming out with new posters that overall don’t impress me very much and tell you very little about the film. The problem with the posters is they assume people are going to be voracious about the film and want to consume every possible piece of info from the production. This is true for The Dark Knight Rises, but not for the Len Wiseman-directed Total Recall. Boo.
Apparently, Taken 2 is really about… takin’… a shit.
Cause it looks like Liam Neeson is on the toilet in this new poster for Taken 2. Am I right?
The Dark Knight Rises
The Dark Knight Rises has a new TV Spot that shows quite a bit of action and some new footage. It’s going to be awesome. But when they say the wait is almost over, that’s bullshit. IT’S STILL TAKING FOREVER.
The Amazing Spider-Man
Now, The Amazing Spider-Man actually is almost here. And I have to admit they’re doing a better job with the special effects this time around. I don’t know if they’ll nail the tone like they did for Sam Raimi’s films, but the special effects are certainly a step up.
Twilight: The Harder You Fart, the More Likely You’ll Shit Your Pants
Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2 is supposedly going to have a new trailer on Wednesday, but I don’t see how the studio can see the future. According to my holy book, which is an upside down Denny’s menu, the world is going to end tomorrow. WE’LL NEED THAT TWILIGHT TRAILER SOONER.
Or the world will END.