New Spider-Man photos, a red band trailer for Take Me Home Tonight, new Sherlock Holmes 2 photos, Superman lady love casting news, Dark Shadows goes Green, and a Fast Five poster, because who doesn’t love Paul Walker?
Spider-Man
Spider-Man is back in action! And by that I mean he was never really out of action, y’know? You totally DO know. Anyways, here are some pics of Spider-Man teabagging a dude, as only Spider-Man and pro wrestlers can do. Personally, I like my superheroes to put their nads right in the face of a bad guy. Just to put them in their place.
Sherlock Holmes
Here are a few pics from the set of Sherlock Holmes 2. I know what you’re thinking, and yes, they did travel back in time for a Robert Downey Jr. film. On an unrelated note, I just saw a high school aged girl walk by this coffee shop, and I felt sorry for her, cause she was clearly trying hard to look pretty, but you can’t hide fat behind makeup. I hope she has high self esteem, or she’s going to be pregnant at graduation. I know, I know. That’s terrible. But I’m hoping for the best for her. Since I don’t know her name, let’s call her Miss Piggy.
Superman
Over the last few days there has been a lot of speculation regarding who will play Superman’s lady love in Zach Snyder’s Superman: The Man of Steel. Well, it now appears that Diane Krugar, Alice Eve, and Rosamund Pike are in the race. And they may NOT be playing Lois Lane, but rather, or I should say possibly, Lana Lang. For those of you who do not read comics or watch Smallville (new episode tonight!) Lana Lang is the high school sweetheart of Clark Kent, but she is left behind when he finds Lois Lane. I like to think he went for Lois because he already had LL tattooed on his biceps, and had to find someone to fill the LL shaped hole in his soul. That’s why I keep trying to date women name Harold.
I mean Harriet!
Dark Shadows
I bet you’re all wondering what I meant at the top of this post when I mentioned that Tim Burton and Johnny Depp’s Dark Shadows is going Green. Wait for it… Wait… They cast Eva Green as the female lead in the film. It has nothing to do with hemp diapers or whatever hippies do. You’ll all know Eva Green as the Bond Girl from Casino Royale.
Fast Five
I have a parody of Fast Five to pitch to you, the audience/studio executive. It’s called High Five, and it’s about a combination of drug use and two dudes slapping their… hands together. That ellipses made you think they were slapping something else together, didn’t it? But alas, that would not be parody. That’s actually part of the plot of Fast Five. Just check the trailer. They’re getting ready to slap their __ together.
HIGH FIVE!
Take Me Home Tonight
Take Me Home Tonight has a red band trailer. That means it’s a bit dirty, so no kids are allowed to watch. This trailer, and no doubt this film, will not lessen my dislike of Topher Grace.
Captain America
There’s an awesome new poster for Captain America. This is the first thing I’ve seen since this film was announced that makes me think it won’t totally stink. It is pretty cool.
