Movie news for Spider-Man, The Avengers, Total Recall & More!

Flying Brian Banana Hammock April 16, 2012 Comments Off

New Amazing Spider-Man trailer and posters, pics for The Expendables, Total Recall and Star Trek 2, and a film clip from The Avengers!

The Amazing Spider-Man

The Amazing Spider-Man has a new international trailer, this time from Japan. It shows a bit of new footage, though the main thing I get from the trailer is that Spider-Man is going to get beaten up quite a bit. There’s a quick shot of his chest slashed pretty badly, and Aunt May (Sally Field) asks him where he goes and who’s doing this to him, which I take to mean he has some bruises. Pretty cool.

Also, there are a couple new posters up today that are pretty sweet.

Amazing Spider-Man Poster

Amazing Spider-Man Poster

Amazing Spider-Man Poster 1

Amazing Spider-Man Poster 1

The Expendables

The Expendables 2has a new photo up today, and it shows a wonderful combination of Terminator, Demolition Man and… well just Bruce Willis being Bruce Willis. They’re shooting big guns. You know Schwarzenegger is way more badass than the other two because he isn’t grimacing or anything. The other two have to play up how hard they’re shooting. He’s just taking out some bitches.

Expendables Pic of Stallone, Willis and the Terminator

Expendables Pic of Stallone, Willis and the Terminator

Total Recall

Total Recall has a photo as well, and yet again we have someone who isn’t as awesome as Schwarzenegger. Oh, you’re strapped to a chair and shooting with a retarded look on your face. Schwarzenegger WOULD’VE DONE IT WITHOUT THE EXPRESSION. And it would have been better. Subtlety is a lost art, boys and girls.

Which is big talk from a guy who wrote most of a sentence in capital letters.

Total Recall Shooting a Gun with a Stupid Face

Total Recall Shooting a Gun with a Stupid Face

Star Trek 2

Star Trek 2has a new picture, and I’m pretty sure it shows Spock in an Iron Man suit. Also, he looks lame.

Star Trek Spock as Iron Man

Star Trek Spock as Iron Man

The Avengers

The Avengers has a new film clip, this time of Loki in a prison that was designed to hold the Hulk. I bet the Hulk could’ve broken out though. Cause he’s the Hulk. You know?
Video: Marvel Avengers Assemble Exclusive Clip – Loki Imprisoned

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