Casting news for Lincoln and The Hunger Games, new pics from Spider-Man, The Three Musketeers, and Immortals, and a banner poster for Teen Wolf (not a new movie, but you need to see it anyways).
Lincoln
Steven Spielberg’s Lincoln is going to start shooting this fall, and the cast has been beefed up with some really good talent. First, Tommy Lee Jones will play Thaddeus Stevens, a Pennsylvanian Republican and abolitionist, and Joseph Gordon-Levitt will play Robert Todd Lincoln, who was President Lincoln’s oldest son. Also, and this is pure speculation, but I’ve heard that Gordon-Levitt may also play the Riddler in Lincoln. That rumor was too ubiquitous over the last year for The Dark Knight Rises that I thought I’d attribute it to Lincoln also.
The Hunger Games
Wes Bentley has been cast as Seneca Crane in The Hunger Games. I think he’s the villain, as Crane is the head Gamemaker, so I take that to mean he’s mean. I don’t know. Maybe he’s just a Dungeons and Dragons nerd. Of course, then he’d be a gameLORD or something lame.
Spider-Man
The Amazing Spider-Man keeps having pics, and I’m starting to feel like I’ve posted these before, cause there’ve been so many pics of him swinging around New York. The only reason I’m posting these is because of the one that makes him look like he’s meditating, and FLOATING!!!!
Spider-Man is going to have some new powers this time around. Or not. Whatever.
The Three Musketeers
The Three Musketeers has a new photo also, and this one makes Orlando Bloom look like a badass. I hope to one day be standing at the blown-up wall of my castle, which is on fire, with smoke smudges on my face, and laugh at the sky. Oh, and he has a pompadour. My God, he is GLORIOUS.
Immortals
Immortals didn’t want to be left out of the new photo news today, so we have a shot of Henry Cavill looking pissed and/or constipated. Either way, I wouldn’t want a dude with a spear, shield, and sword to look at me like that. Also, is that a brain in the middle of his chest plate?
Teen Wolf
MTV is remaking Teen Wolf as a series, and I think it’s essentially going to be a Twilight ripoff, so that’s good for morons and teenaged girls (I realize that was redundant). I like that he looks like Jacob. Team Jacob, I guess? Also, I hope that every episode ends with a winning shot in a basketball game, and some dude in the crowd shows his penis.
Not that I like penis. I just…
AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! I’ve exposed my love of exposed weiners!
