A new production video for The Hobbit, a red band trailer for That’s My Boy, an Expendables 2 TV Spot, casting for 12 Years a Slave, film clips for The Amazing Spider-Man and the trailer for Django Unchained!

The Hobbit

Today’s The Hobbit production video gives us a view at the offices and sound studios for the film. It’s quite impressive to see how much they’ve built up over the years through the making of the original Lord of the Rings films, King Kong and now The Hobbit. I definitely like the makeup and stunt stuff.

Oh, and I’m pretty sure they’re kidding about how long they’ve been working on the film. I… think.

That’s my Boy

Do they polish Razzies in advance? Because one HAS to be going to That’s my Boy. It just looks like a turd. Even with Adam Sandler doing an R-rated film it just looks like his usual not funny shit with a couple curse words. I have no interest in this fuckturd whatsoever.

Fuckturd.

The Expendables 2

The Expendables 2 is likely going to continue in their current line of hyping the film based purely on the unreal collection of aging stars in the film.

And I’m cool with that. I don’t really give a crap about the story, and these guys are too old to really do a good job as action heroes anymore, Bruce Willis excluded, and I just want to see Chuck Norris walk on set and show these bitches how it’s done.

Until Clint Eastwood shows up in the third film. Then they’re really screwed.

12 Years a Slave

Okay, I am officially excited like a mofo for 12 Years a Slave. The cast for this film is insane. Paul Giamatti just joined Michael Fassbender, Benedict Cumberbatch, Paul Dano and lead Chiwetal Ejiofor in a surefire contender for an Oscar or two. I have a good feeling. Yes I do.

The Amazing Spider-Man

The Amazing Spider-Man has two new film clips, one that actress Emma Stone brought with her when she was on The Tonight Show last night, and the other that just came online. The first shows Stone’s character, Gwen Stacy, trying to get an antidote for the villain, who is Dr. Curt Connors, who transforms into a massive lizard creature because of a science experiment gone wrong. The interview is charming, but the film clip starts at about 3:50 in. Enjoy!

The second video is of Spider-Man first learning to swing. Kinda cool, though the ‘humorous’ dialogue as he’s swinging made me cringe. Annoying much??

Django Unchained

Wow. Just… wow. Wowwowowowowowowowowo. This Django Unchained trailer is freaking awesome. If you could see my pants right now, you’d see they fit a lot tighter than a minute ago.

That was a boner joke. You’re welcome.