Posters and a TV Sport for The Dark Knight Rises, a TV Spot for Brave, and trailers for Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter and The Amazing Spider-Man.
The Dark Knight Rises
The Dark Knight Rises has two new posters that reveal Batman’s arrogance and Catwoman’s perfectly spherical tits. Oddly, this is exactly what I want from EVERY movie. The film comes out July 20th, and I can’t wait.
Spherical tits.
In addition, there’s a third TV Spot that doesn’t show a ton of new footage, but it does have a nice building quality that will no doubt ramp up till the film comes out. It should be most epic.
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- Dark Knight Rises Poster
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- Dark Knight Rises Poster 2
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- Dark Knight Rises Poster 3
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- Dark Knight Rises Poster 4
Brave
Brave has a new TV Spot that feels made for Nickelodeon. It’s a very basic explanation of the various characters of the story, with a degree of charm, but NOT ENOUGH DARN IT. I EXPECT CHARM OUT THE WAZOO.
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter has a new trailer, and this stupid film is starting to make me wonder if Mary Elizabeth Winstead is EVEN IN IT!! COME ON. I wanna see her. She pretty…
Anyways, this trailer offers very little by way of new stuff, mostly just retreading the same ground that’s been there for a while. I’m still looking forward to it, because it’s Honest Abe killing vampires n’ such, but I WANNA SEE MARY. PLEASE.
The Amazing Spider-Man
The Amazing Spider-Man is coming out in Australia. Who knew?! So here’s the trailer for that release, and it has a little more footage. There’s one moment that gives me pause. And that’s when he fires the football so hard that it DENTS THE GOAL POST. WTF? Maybe someone would look at him and say, “Hey! He has super powers. GET HIM!”
Film over. PLOT HOLES RUIN FILMS.
And thus ends my day of CAPITALIZATION.
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