A film clip from Snow White and the Huntsman, TV spots for Spider-Man, Brave and Prometheus, casting possibilities for Iron Man 3, a poster for Madea’s Witness Protection, and a trailer for Gangster Squad.
Snow White and the Huntsman Film Clip
Snow White and the Huntsman has a new film clip of Charlize Theron and Kristen Stewart facing off as the huntsman and Snow’s other friends are attacked by glass monsters. Apparently Theron killed Snow White’s dad. What. A. Bitch.
The Amazing Spider-Man TV Spot
The Amazing Spider-Man has its first TV Spot, and it promotes a 4 minute preview that will run with America’s Got Talent. Well, THANK GOD I already watch that. It’s such a good show. There’s talent, America, gotting.
And no Canada. Canada’s Got Talent is getting a preview of a moose pooping on the roof of a trailer while Wayne Gretzky juggles. See? Canada sucks butt.
New Brave TV Spot
Brave‘s new TV Spot really… kilt it. BOOYAH. PUN – A – Licious. I would make more fun of Scottish men wearing kilts if I didn’t wear a skirt on a regular basis.
And I’m not Scottish. I just enjoy a combination of plenty of air getting to my balls and looking a little bit dainty as I trot. And I trot. No walking here. JUST TROTTING.
Prometheus has a new TV spot as well, and it’s pretty awesome. I just need a trillion dollars. Then I can MEET AN ALIEN. Can’t wait. I bet he’ll smell like Canada, but less soulless.
There’s also a new featurette that promises the movie will scare us. I should certainly hope so.
Iron Man 3
Now that Jessica Chastain has clearly stated she won’t be joining Iron Man 3 the hunt is on for another hot, but brainy, chick. Supposedly this female character will be Tony Stark’s intellectual equal. HAH. A woman knowing science. That’s like saying a man should know about love.
But I do…
Anyways, Rebecca Hall, who was pretty and heartwarmingly provocative in The Town, is said to be up for the role. I like Hall more than Chastain, and I like that her character is likely the one who comes up with Extremis, which is the problem Mr. Stark will have to contend with in the film.
Madea’s Witness Protection
Madea’s Witness Protection has a new poster, and it really shows how strange it is that though in the film Eugene Levy will be wearing a bit of a disguise, in real life it is Tyler Perry who is wearing most of the makeup.
I just blew my mind.
Gangster Squad has a trailer, and it is absolutely AWESOME. I don’t understand why you’d want Ryan Gosling on your squad of badasses, but for some reason he works. I WANNA SEE IT.