Movie news for Snow White, Prometheus, Men in Black & More!

Flying Brian Banana Hammock May 10, 2012 Comments Off

Video for Snow White and the Huntsman, Men in Black 3 and The Odd Life of Timothy Green, a new viral site for The Amazing Spider-Man, and loads of pics for Prometheus.

Snow White and the Huntsman

Snow White and the Huntsman has a new short video of Prince Charming, or Prince William as they’re calling him, standing in the forest with some fire behind him as a voice (I believe it is the mirror) talking about what you would do at the end of a kingdom. I believe what they’re setting up in the film is that the prince is a bit cowardly, and he won’t stand by Snow White when the shit hits the fan. But the Huntsman probably will. I’m just guessing though.

Men in Black 3

Men in Black 3 has a new international TV spot, and I have to give the studio a lot of credit for making a bajillion TV Spots and not showing anything new. It’s probably because the film is so bad these are the best parts, in which case this may be my favorite film ever. BECAUSE I LIKE TO WATCH THE WORLD BURN.

The Odd Life of Timothy Green

The Odd Life of Timothy Green has a new trailer, and for a film that I think is about a couple who are having trouble conceiving a child going absolutely apeshit insane, the trailer is quite uplifting and nice.

And don’t pretend they are nuts. They can’t have a kid, so they write down a bunch of nice qualities he could have, and then he GROWS IN THE GARDEN. Clearly, they grew weed, smoked too much, kidnapped a young boy and forced him to wear socks in a pool. Odd life? Mutha fuckin’ right it’s odd.

The Amazing Spider-Man

The Amazing Spider-Man has a new viral site for Oscorp Industries. For those of you who don’t know (and who I will there for NOT want to know) Oscorp Industries is the company of Spider-Man’s greatest foe, Norman Osborn, aka the Green Goblin. So they’re likely setting up The Green Goblin as the villain for a future film. Sounds good.

Prometheus

With Prometheus quickly approaching it’s release date on June 8, there are a bunch of photos out today from Entertainment Weekly. Guess who looks hottest. I’ll give you a hint. Blonde hair. Amazing backside. Played Magneto.

I MEAN AEON FLUX. Shit.

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