A new trailer for Journey 2 The Mysterious Island, a prologue gets a rating (?), a new photo from The Hunger Games, and trailers for A Thousand Words and Snow White and the Huntsman.

The Journey 2: The Mysterious Island 3D

Man, the Rock has got to stop making this crap. The Journey 2: The Mysterious Island 3D looks downright horrid. Granted, it’s a stupid kids movie, and a sequel to a Brendan Frasier movie that Brendan Frasier was too good for, but this is still inexcusable. Make a movie where you’re a badass!

The Dark Knight Rises

The prologue for The Dark Knight Rises that will play in front of Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol has received a PG-13 rating. My prologues all get an R rating. At least. It depends. Sometimes my prologues end… prematurely, so then they turn into weepy, crying NC-17s.

Wait… what?

Anyways, go see Mission Impossible. But not because that movie will be good, cause it’s gonna be stupid. Rather see it because you’re supporting Batman, and that’s a cause that all of us can agree on.

The Hunger Games

I think Katniss is going to be shooting her bow and arrow quite a bit in The Hunger Games. I belive this mainly because it seems like that’s all she does in the marketing so far.

But where’s the heart? And don’t just say, “Under her boobs.” I already knew that. Duh.

A Thousand Words

I think Eddie Murphy just shat in my brain with this A Thousand Words trailer. Dear LORD, NO!

Wait… yep, my nose is running. It’s running diarrhea! AHHHHHHHH!

Snow White and the Huntsman

To be fair, this is a pretty cool trailer for Snow White and the Huntsman. That’s mostly because they focused on the evil queen, played by Charlize Theron, but it looks dark and edgy. Crap. I just said, “Dark and edgy,” didn’t I? Lose a turn, don’t go past start, and don’t collect $200.

Well, it still looks GOOD. You can’t embed it though, so find it here.