Skyfall has a film clip, a trailer for Wreck-It Ralph, a TV spot for Rise of the Guardians, and posters for The Hobbit and Twilight!
Skyfall has its first film clip up, and it’s pretty badass. Bond jumps around like Spider-Man, so I assume the studio was like, “I want to a make a Spider-Man film. What’s that? I can’t? What do we have? Bond? Make him jump around like the spider dude. Sweet. Let’s take the rest of the week off, this week’s finished! Huh? It’s only 8am on Monday? SWEET. Six day weekend! I love cocaine!”
And such is the filmmaking business.
Wreck-It Ralph has a new international trailer, and it has a lot less charm than the American trailers, just like international people have less charm than Americans. Cause American is known for our charm. Our grace. Or tact. We know what it is to be a true gentleman. We know the subtle nature of peace, love and kindness.
That was just one example of our grace.
Rise of the Guardians
Rise of the Guardians has a new TV spot, and it does a good job of explaining the overall premise of the film, though I think it fails a bit when it comes to telling us that Jack Frost is really the hero of the film. That’s cool though. I like to be surprised.
Except I already know, but not from this…
The Hobbit: An Expected Journey has a few new banner posters, and they run you through a few of the scenes you’ll be seeing this Christmas. Is it just me, or do Gandalf and Gollum have the exact same pose?
THEY DO! THEY ARE ONE BEING NOW!
Twilight: This film is Racist Cause it’s not TwiDark Part 2
Twilight: This film is Racist Cause it’s not TwiDark Part 2 has a new poster and it makes me root for the bad guys at the botton. At least they don’t look like total bitches. And how is Robert Pattinson attractive? He’s horrifyingly ugly. And Taylor Lautner is only good looking in a “I’m a complete jock ASSHOLE kinda way.”
Which girls like, so I guess that’s okay.