Movie news for Safe, Haywire, Django Unchained & More!

Flying Brian Banana Hammock November 11, 2011 Comments Off

Trailers for Safe and Haywire, a film clip from Young Adult, a poster for We Bought a Zoo, and casting for Django Unchained.

Safe

Jason Statham plays a hobo who saves little Asian girls in Safe. Apparently. I was only half paying attention. I’m pretty sure the writers and the Stath were also only half paying attention.

Haywire

This new trailer for Haywire has really turned me around on the film. Before I was sure it would be stupid, with a poor choice for a female lead overshadowed by her outstanding supporting cast, but now I think… oh. Yeah, it’s the same.

Young Adult

Young Adult looks like it’s going to make Charlize Theron look like a total bitch. Perfect. I like ‘em mean. Also, I assume she’s a bitch in real life cause she’s too hot to be nice. Anyways, you can see this new film clip from Young Adult starring Charlize Theron and Patton Oswald here.

We Bought a Zoo

I want to sit on Matt Damon’s shoulders!

And poop. HAHAHA! Poop is always funny.

So here’s a new poster for We Bought a Zoo. Matt Damon and Scarlett Johansson look so happy and full of hope. The poop is going to be a real disappointment.

Django Unchained

Quentin Tarantino has cast Sacha Baron Cohen as Scotty for Django Unchained. Scotty is a gambler who buys star Jamie Foxx’s wife as a female companion. So he’s probably not a good guy, but we can’t say that for sure. Maybe he just wants to talk.

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