A Red Dawn trailer preview, poster for Looper, pics from Resident Evil, Skyfall and The Possession, and a TV Spot for The Expendables 2.
I have to give the guys behind Red Dawn a lot of credit. They cast Chris Hemsworth and Josh Hutchinson in this remake a long while back, and the film’s basically been in the can for a year or two, and now these guys are pretty darn big stars. Red Dawn went from having a bunch of unknown but promising stars to two of the bigger young actors today.
In addition, they kick some butt. This trailer preview comes from Entertainment Tonight, so there’s a lot of really stupid shit said over it, but it’s still not half bad. It looks like some good old fashioned butt kicking. I like that.
Looper has a new poster, and in an odd way I’m kinda sad about this movie. Granted, I haven’t seen it yet, but it looks like a really good science fiction film with old school thinking-man’s science fiction, and in today’s world of Transformers and retardation that might not cut it. Oh well. Cool poster.
Resident Evil: Retribution
She has two guns. And a case with other guns. And she’s hot. And she’s in a skintight outfit. And she fights zombies.
GOOD GOD. This is from my dream journal. Except it’s also Alice from Resident Evil. I wanted a girl just like this once upon a time. AND THAT TIME IS NOW. Resident Evil: Retribution, you’ve won me over.
Skyfall‘s new trailer the other day (check it out on the main preview page, it’s SWEET, and there’s two of them, one American and one international, so double sweetness) showed Javier Bardem as the villain, with his weird white hairdo and awesomeness, and it looks like this is him in jail right now. Like the Joker or something. Sweet. I hope he messes with Bond’s head.
The Possession, aka Jewish The Exorcist, has a new still that shows the possessed little girl attacking a rabbi while a fan goes apeshit on their hair. JUST LIKE MY EXORCISM!!!
The Expendables 2
The Expendables 2 has a new TV spot that shows Stallone getting Van Damme kicked in the face!!! This clip had been briefly seen in trailers before, but I didn’t know it was Rocky himself getting kicked!!! I just farted!
And Terry Crews stands up to Schwarzeneggar with his big gun/penis!
That’s not as weird as it sounds in the video!