Ooohhhh. What’s the question mark mean? What? WHAT????
Did I say stuff? I meant stuffing. Unfortunately, not the good kind from the butt of a turkey. This comes from the butt of a Canadian. It thinks it’s poisonous.
Rango
Gore Verbinski’s Rango has a new trailer, and I have to say it looks pretty cool. I’m clearly a big fan of Johnny Depp, and the style of the film looks good. Add in Johnny Depp acting like a coward who turns out to be a hero? Gold.
The Raven
Another promotional pic for The Raven starring John Cusack has come online. He’s holding a bird of some sort. I’m giving away a million dollars in imaginary money to the first person who can identify the bird. Could it be a… blue jay?
Muppets
The Greatest Muppet Movie Ever Made has a pic online. Is it me, or do the Muppets look surprisingly like real people? Man, they have made some amazing advancements in Muppet technology.
Mission: Improbable
Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol has a new pic of Tom Cruise as a really buff old dude. You can tell he’s getting older because of how wide he is. Old people are soooo wide.
Monster Cookie
No, it isn’t a movie. I just made a huge Christmas cookie. Check it out. It’s the size of my hand. It’s a tree, with a tree hollowed out of the middle. Greatest cookie ever. Can I get an Amen?
