A few tidbits to make you feel warm. Just in time for Christmas.

What? Christmas isn’t until Saturday? Oh, come ON! JESUS! Oh, ummmm. I didn’t say that. You didn’t hear it neither. No one heard nutin. Okay? Good.

Rango

There’s a new featurette online for next March’s Rango, starring Johnny Depp. I like the look of the film, as it gives a much better impression of how the film was made, what with the, as Depp calls it, ‘emotion capture.’ Me likey.

Cedar Rapids

First, I’ve been to Cedar Rapids. Sucks. So you’ll have to excuse me for not getting excited for Cedar Rapids. I do, however think the film looks reasonably good. I hope Anne Heche acts crazy. Then does a line in the film. Booyah. I gotcha again, Anne Heche. So here’s a trailer and poster. Enjoy.

Rio

I’m not going to say much about this new trailer for Rio. It looks fine. Enjoy.
Okay, I will say I’m now onboard, cause the film is about birds attempting to bone.

Smurfs

New production photo for the Smurfs film is online. I know you’re expecting me to say something disgusting about the girl Smurf. But today is opposite day. Remember it’s Christmas Eve’s eve.