New trailer for The Muppets, the first image from Snow White, a new trailer for Puss in Boots, and I target my hate of Canada at specific areas.

The Muppets

There have been a remarkable number of Muppet trailers, and the film doesn’t come out until November. Will this be like Harry Potter, except with too many trailers instead of posters? Vote below (note: there is no vote, I will not read your lame comments, and the only part of ‘vote’ I like is ‘oat.’ Or at least the part that sounds like ‘oat.’ Also, I don’t really care for oats.)

Snow White

I don’t understand why there isn’t a Wayan’s Brothers film called Snow Black. What’s that? I just said the name so it will magically happen? Huh. Anyways, Tarsem Singh’s Snow White has just started production, and there are some pics/posters. Enjoy. Apparently, the photos are copyrighted, so you should know that I found them at ComingSoon.net, and they were taken by a dude named Edward Douglas, who I don’t trust, since he has two first names. Weirdo.

The Hobbit

The Hobbit has cast Lost’s Evangeline Lilly and Barry Humphries. Lilly will be playing a newly created character named Tauriel, who is an elf. Yeah, I could’ve guessed she’d be an elf. Humphries will play the Goblin King. Those who don’t know should realize that the Goblin King is actually the dad of the Green Goblin, unless by some strange occurrence I’ve gotten something wrong…

Nope. Not possible.

Puss in Boots

I once had a sore that leaked Puss. Is that a different thing? Anyways, here’s a trailer for Puss in Boots, which has very little to do with sores. I think.

Canada

I think this pretty much sums it up. Your move, Canada.

Oh, wait, it isn’t your move. I checkmated you five moves ago. You’re just too stupid/making out to realize it.