Posters for Mission: Impossible and Prometheus, trailers for Good Deeds, The Expendables 2 and The Dictator, pics from Lincoln and Riddick, and sad news about Paradise Lost.

Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol

Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol has a new poster, and it is really harping on the whole ‘tallest building in the world and we got a movie star to jump around on it’ thing. This is actually the best poster by far for the film, but it still doesn’t make me excited.

Prometheus

The search for our beginning? Huh? Wha? Hmmm….

So here’s a poster for Prometheus that shows how little we are when faced with gods. Or, at least, that’s what I’m guessing.

Good Deeds

FINALLY, a trailer for Good Deeds. I’ve been waiting for SOOOO long. It shows how boring this dude is.

The Expendables 2

I don’t know what to tell you about this trailer for The Expendables 2, except that it is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen. It HAS SO MANY STARS! And Dolph Lundgren! Holy Spumoney! I don’t know how to spell that, but if you sound it out, it works.

The Dictator

The Dictator has a new trailer, and… wow. This is one of the worst trailers I’ve ever seen. There is such an outstanding concept behind this film, and really funny people involved, and it might as well be a shit sandwich. I’m the lowest common denominator, and this is beneath me.

Lincoln

There’s a pic up today of Daniel Day Lewis in full-on Lincoln mode, and he looks awesome. Also, it looks like Steven Spielberg is wearing a scarf, drinking Starbucks, and in a baseball hat and shades while he talks to the man who freed the slaves. Hilarious.

Riddick

Y’know what I just noticed about the word Riddick? It contains the word dick. Just like Vin Diesel’s butt. HAHA. ZING! SNAPDRAGON.

Meh. Too lame. I bet he wants to get… rid… of that dick. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. On fire. Anyways, here’s a piece of concept art from the next Riddick film that shows a jackal, which is like a wolf, or a hyena. So… yeah.

Paradise Lost

Well, this sucks. Paradise Lost, which was set to start shooting in January, has been put on hold, likely because of the size of the budget, which is said to be in excess of $120 million. The official reason is because the script needs more work. Yeah. Cause they don’t have good source material.

Oh, wait. They do. It probably would have sucked anyways. It stars Bradley Cooper. Blah.