Oooo look, it’s a picture of Henry Cavill from Man of Steel, from way far away, casting for Paradise Lost, Byzantium and Rush, and posters for Abduction and Straw Dogs.
Man of Steel
Do you want to see a spy pic of Superman? Yeah, me too. And this is of his back. HIS BACK. And there’s no shield on his back. Huh. I know this is crazy important to you, since you just love Man of Steel.
Paradise Lost, Alex Proyas’s action adventure adaptation of the classic John Milton poem, has cast Djimon Hounsou as the angel of death, otherwise known as Abdiel. He joins Bradley Cooper as Lucifer and Benjamin Walker as the archangel Michael.
I’ll be playing God. Canada is screwed.
Neil Jordan’s Byzantium has cast Caleb Landry, who played Banshee in X-Men: First Class, as the male lead. He’ll play opposite Gemma Arterton and Saoirse Ronan, who are a mother daughter vampire duo.
That last sentence was awesome. And would be a particularly awesome adult video. Just saying.
Ron Howard’s Formula One movie Rush has cast Alexandria Maria Lara as the chick lead. She’ll play the eye candy for men as Chris Hemsworth plays the eye candy for women.
I’ll play God. The eye candy for EVERYONE. Man, I am sexy.
Do you think Taylor Lautner knows how to shut his damn mouth? This poster for Abduction may hold a clue…
Straw Dogs has a couple new posters. I like the one with Kate Bosworth. Although she looks like a skank.