Finally a trailer for Larry Crowne, as well as a new trailer for Friends with Benefits, Beaver clips, Apatow Foxing it up, Daredevil may have a director, MGM shows us their vagina, and some Scream 4 pics.

Larry Crowne

I’m really looking forward to Larry Crowne, mainly because I have fond memories of That Thing You Do! And it’s a movie with Tom Hanks and Julia Roberts. That’s pretty cool. And that one broad in the film is really hot. Not Julia Roberts. Gugu Mbatha-Raw. What? How is that a name? (I just googled her and it’s a South African name so it may be that I’m a racist. I apologize. To cover myself, I was talking about the name ‘Julia’ which I find to be ridiculous. She could at least have an awesome nickname like Banana Hammock or Thunderpants, or Muffin Plower)

Friends with Benefits

The sequel to No Strings Attached is here! Just kidding. It’s just the same film, but with different stars and it’ll probably suck. Now the million dollar question: if you have to see one of the films, do you go with the one ruined by Ashton Kutcher, or the one ruined by Justin Timberlake? And no, that isn’t just my opinion. Justin Timberlake is what’s wrong with Friends with Benefits. Watch the trailer.

The Beaver

The Beaver, which will be the best movie to come out on May 6, 2011 that isn’t Thor, has a few film clips. I am thoroughly charmed. Youtube won’t let me embed them, so you can view them here, here and here.

Judd Apatow

Judd Apatow’s next film is sorta a sequel to Knocked Up, with the new film following Paul Rudd and Leslie Mann’s characters, and now they’ve apparently cast Megan Fox in an unspecified role in the film. Probably some really intelligent character though. Like, a scientist. Or should I say… ScienTITS? SNAPDRAGON.

Daredevil

Daredevil has been in reboot mode for a while now. Mainly since they cast Ben Affleck. They may have zeroed in on a director for this remake, and it’s David Slade. Slade last made the third Twilight film. Great. Sounds like Daredevil material to me. I bet he casts Robert Pattinson. And makes Daredevil sparkle in the night. Cause blind men like to sparkle. On the plus side, Slade did make 30 Days of Night, so he may have just taken the Twilight film for the money. I respect that.

Of course, maybe Daredevil will be a vampire…

Red Dawn

Red Dawn, which is being made by MGM, is a remake of the original film about kids fighting commies. The new film is yet again about kids fighting a foreign power, except this time they’re fighting the Chinese. Or at least they were, until MGM showed us that they have a big, cowardly vagina where their wang should be. The bad guys in the film have changed from being Chinese to being North Korean. I’m offended. I’m North Korean (by way of Ireland and England) and I don’t want to be consider a bad guy.

Also, I’m not really North Korean. I don’t think anyone in my family, other than my Commie brother, has even been to Asian, and my brother only went to Hong Kong because he was fiddling with some of their… local flavors. He was dating a Hong Kong broad. I felt the need to clarify.

Scream 4

Apparently, these photos from Scream 4 have a spoiler in them, but I can’t make it out. Is it that the one girl is holding a knife? I don’t think that means she’s the killer. It probably just means that she’s making a joke about being a killer (as so often happens in these films) and will be killed soon. I guess the pic with the hanging person is a bit spoilerish, since NO ONE would have thought someone would be killed. I think they may be spoilerish if you’ve memorized the trailer and know what everyone is wearing, in which case you may know who that is hanging. In which case, spoiler alert.