A trailer for Lincoln!, posters for Sinister, Skyfall and Wreck-it Ralph and a pic from Jack Reacher.
Lincoln has a new trailer, and it’s quite the show. I was talking to a buddy about it, and he was less than impressed and didn’t feel there needed to be all the war sequences, but I disagree; they seem to play an important part in showing that Lincoln was a president during a war, and that war weighed heavily on him. Lest we forget, the South seceded because of him. He is LITERALLY the reason they seceded. Sure, it was what he represented, but he did represent something, and the South split the country in two and started a war because of it. I say this looks awesome.
Sinister has a new poster that I believe is the picture from Chris Brown’s neck that totally isn’t Rihanna’s punched-in face. Either that or your kid’s drawings from school are getting more and more worrisome.
Does anyone else look like this in the morning after a particularly rough night of Boggle? Anyone?
Skyfall has a couple new posters, and I liked to point out that Ralph Fiennes and superbabe Berenice Marlohe look very suave and sophisticated, while Bond fell over at the shooting range.
Oh, wait. He doesn’t have any dirt on his face. Very suave. Well played, Mr. Bond.
Wreck-it Ralph has a new poster that does not let us forget that he’s a video game character or that there will be cameos from some of the most famous video game characters of all time including Sonic the Hedgehog, Bison and Zangief from Street Fighter 2, and those other things that I don’t recognize. I’ll need to do some research. MOMMY! WHERE’S MY PLAYSTATION? YOU SOLD IT? BITCH!
Just kidding. My mom’s not a bitch. She’s a sweet lady.
It’s yo momma that’s the byatch.
Jack Reacher has a new photo of star Tom Cruise and his paramour for the film, Rosamund Pike. I assume they’re in a police station, but that doesn’t explain why there are trophies in the room in the background. WHERE DID THEY COME FROM?
Are they part of the story? So many questions…
I don’t suppose they’re just incidentally in the background. That would make no sense.
Maybe they’re bowling trophies. I had a bowling trophy… I wonder where it went. I came in last place one season (this is when I was twelve and still bowling in a league) and I got a trophy for it.
Where was I? Oh, right. Jack Reacher. Maybe his boss is a bowler. Maybe he’s a Boggle champ…