A poster and trailer for Jack Reacher, trailers for The Man with the Iron Fists, a film clip from Paranormal Activity 4 and Jack the Giant Killer title and release date updates!
Jack Reacher
Jack Reacher has a new poster and trailer today. I think the poster could use a bit more photoshop. Unless they wanted Tom Cruise to look like a bobblehead/man with a boy’s body.
Hmmm…
That would change my perception of this film.
They should also add some grime to his fingernails so we know he’s all about the streets.
The trailer is actually pretty damn badass. I like the parts on the phone. They’re actually doing a pretty decent job of making Cruise look like a tough, mean dude. “On second thought, I’d like to kill you.” Sweet.
Jack Reacher Poster
The Man with the Iron Fists
The Man with the Iron Fists has two new trailers that focus on specific characters. The first is on the ladies in the film, and gives us more about them than the previous trailers. Especially Lucy Liu. And I like her. Little Asian hottie. Babe.
I think I need to watch Charlie’s Angels again.
AAAAHHHHHH! Shoot me know! The devil has played a trick and I’m now insane.
The second focuses on Brass Body, played by professional wrestler Dave Bautista. You’ll never guess what his power is in the film. His body… turns into… brass. Then he has a tea party.
Nope. That last part wasn’t right. He’s then INVITED to a tea party, which is accepts, and then he goes all brass body on them bitches.
Paranormal Activity 4
This has got to be the worst film clip I’ve ever seen. I have absolutely no idea what the crap is going on. It’s just random stuff and loud noises. And I think a girl stands up from the couch. No clue. Not scary. Paranormal Activity 4… you suck.
Jack the Giant Killer
There have been a few changes to Jack the Giant Killer recently. First, he no longer kills giants, he slays them. So the title is now Jack the Giant Slayer. Not as good. It reeks of focus groups. I’m not liking that at all.
Also, the film has been moved up from March 22, 2013 to March 1, 2013. Yay!
Actually, meh. I was sorta excited about this film once, but I don’t really care anymore.
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