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Movie news for Horrible Bosses, Don’t be Afraid of the Dark, Planet of the Apes and more!

Flying Brian Banana Hammock June 2, 2011 3

New trailer for Rise of the Planet of the Apes and The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, and posters for Don’t be Afraid of the Dark and Horrible Bosses.

Rise of the Planet of the Apes

Rise of the Planet of the Apes is looking to be the sleeper turd of the summer. Sure, there may be worse films coming out in the near future, but I think when Apes is released people are going to be surprised at just how turdish it turns out to be. Case in point, this trailer:

The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo

The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo had a red band trailer out the other day, and it was awesome, but it got taken down real quick, so here’s a new one, with less side boob. Too bad.

Don’t be Afraid of the Dark

Mrs. Cruise’s Don’t be Afraid of the Dark has a new poster. It is crazy spooky. Just look at those shadow fingers! Spooky.

Horrible Bosses

I’m kinda looking forward to Horrible Bosses, but the premise has me concerned. If my boss looked like Jennifer Aniston does in this film I would allow her to take whatever sexual pleasure she needs from my perfect body. Horrible? No. Amazing? Hell yes.

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3 Comments »

  1. The one and only banana hammock June 8, 2011 at 10:16 pm -

    Dudley ‘Booger’ Dawson,

    Go suck an egg, Canada.

    • Dudley 'Booger' Dawson June 9, 2011 at 7:02 am -

      Right after we bring Lord Stanley home!

  2. Dudley 'Booger' Dawson June 3, 2011 at 8:21 am -

    haha, my coverage for Don’t Be Afraid Of The Dark was earlier and more indepth.

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