New trailers for Harold & Kumar and The Flowers of War, posters for 11-11-11, The Grey and The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and the first five minutes of The Three Musketeers.
A Very Harold & Kumar Christmas
A Very Harold & Kumar Christmas actually looks shockingly funny. And there are boobies in this new trailer, so make sure your girlfriend doesn’t watch. They just don’t understand.
Like parents!
The Flowers of War
Man, talk about different types of films. From Harold and Kumar to The Flowers of War. It’s about a priest, who gets some, and then tries to help people during WWI. I think. And it’s in China I think. Make sure to go to the Youtube page. The title says, “More better version.” Heh. More like, “More stupid… version.” Yeah.
11-11-11
Have you ever seen a series of numbers and thought, “I could totally waste a bunch of time and money on that shit.”? Then you made 11-11-11. Congrats.
The Grey
Huh. I never realized how blue Liam Neeson’s eyes are. Thank you, poster for The Grey. Thank you.
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3D
Really? “Buzz. Kill.”? Come on. How about a picture of a letter, and it says, “Chain. Mail.” And there’s a chainsaw coming out of the letter. Or a picture of Fleetwood Mac.
Cause they had that song, “The Chain.” I like that song. Anyways, here’s a poster for The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3D. Meh.
The Three Musketeers
The Three Musketeers is coming out pretty soon, and they’re getting us all excited by showing the first five minutes. Didn’t work.
