A new trailer for Green Lantern, pics from Spider-Man, posters for X-Men and Anonymous, and an evil witch is cast.
It was announced a while ago that Green Lantern would have a new trailer with Thor. Well, Thor comes out on Friday, and the trailer has arrived. It actually looks a lot better than some of the other stuff I’ve seen, but I’m sticking to my guns on this one and saying it’ll be a turd.
The Amazing Spider-Man is still filming in New York City, and the filmmakers are still making a stuntman jump around on wires for the film. I have to give the dude credit, he’s hitting the poses fairly well, but I’m still not sure that it’ll be better than CGI. I love CGI. It makes me think of sexing a robot.
X-Men: First Class has a new poster, and it looks like crap. Granted, it’s French, so it’s probably their fault, but it’s still crap. Thankfully it isn’t a Canadian poster. Can you imagine? It would probably just be of a turd shaped like an X. Which is what their flag looks like.
Anonymous, Roland Emmerich’s stupid movie about how Shakespeare wasn’t really the guy who wrote all those plays and poems, has a poster. Is it just me, or does it look like the guy just got jizzed on by a bunch of dudes?
Oz: The Great and Powerful, Sam Raimi’s prequel to The Wizard of Oz, has cast Rachel Weisz as a witch. Mila Kunis is already set to play the other witch, who is corrupted by Weisz’s witch. Oddly, all I can think about is watching Rachel Weisz and Mila Kunis make out. Hmmm… Guess I’m just AWESOME.