Casting news for Django Unchained and Anna Karenina, pics from Green Lantern and Bad Teacher, and a few new film clips from Captain America and Rise of the Planet of the Apes are online!
Django Unchained
Quentin Tarantino’s Django Unchained has cast Hollywood’s go to guy these days, Michael Fassbender. You’d know him from today’s X-Men: First Class, where he plays Magneto, but he was also in Taratino’s last film, Inglorious Bastards and the megahit 300. No word yet on what role he’s playing, but no doubt it’s a juicy, Fassbendery one. Hmmm… Fassbendery.
Anna Karenina
Joe Wright’s next epic period piece, Anna Karenina, which already stars Keira Knightley, Aaron Johnson and Jude Law, has cast Saoirse Ronan, Matthew Macfadyen, Kelly Mcdonald, Andrea Riseborough, Olivia Williams and Domhall Gleeson. I don’t know exactly what roles each of them will play, but no doubt they’ll rock.
Green Lantern
A few new pics are up for the upcoming monster turd Green Lantern. I would post the naked photos of Blake Lively, but that just isn’t classy, and I’m all about class. Now excuse me as I go abuse myself to those pics.
Classily.
Oh, and I just found a new film clip. You can have that too.
Bad Teacher
I suppose this isn’t so much a pic as it is a new poster, but whatevs. It like it. She is a BAD TEACHER. yowza.
Captain America: The First Avenger
New TV spot for Captain America: The First Avenger. I can only say that it looks terrible so many times before it loses all meaning. Oh, and you can’t embed this POS. Find it here.
Rise of the Planet of the Apes
You see what I wrote above this? Just insert Rise of the Planet of the Apes, make a joke about how James Franco looks like the least intelligent scientist ever, and you should be good to go. Yet again, not embeddable. See it here.
