Pics from The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo and One for the Money, a poster for Tower Heist, a motion poster for Melancholia, a new trailer for Carnage, and a poster for Haywire.
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo is looking better and better, and while these new photos don’t really show anything new about the film, they do reinforce that it’s going to be awesome. David Fincher has done an unbelievable job making the very beautiful Rooney Mara look both punk, sorta bad, and yet totally alluring. It’s kinda like Canada. On the one hand, it’s a shit palace, but it’s…
Nope. Just a shit palace. The only question is whether or not the country is a palace dedicated to shit, or a palace made of shit. Man, these are some high level philosophical questions. I should write them down in a dialogue like Plato.
“What is the nature and purpose of Canada?”
“Could it be to shit on both everything and themselves?”
Indeed.
One for the Money
I’m just going to blame Canada for One for the Money too. It looks like a terrible, terrible film. I doubled up on the ‘terribles’ because of how terrible it looks. I suppose I gave you… two for the money!
Tower Heist
My goodness, this Tower Heist poster has it ALL. Ben Stiller? Check. Eddie Murphy? Check. A tower? Triple check. Wow. This poster may have revolutionized the poster making business. Congratulations.
Melancholia
OMG, this poster for Melancholia is, like, moving n’ stuff! I have never known technology like this. Am I in heaven? I know, stupid question. Of COURSE I’M IN HEAVEN.
I mean, I’m not in Canada, so by process of elimination that must mean I’m in heaven. Assuming, of course, that there is only heaven and hell and no in-between. Oh, and it’s a motion poster, which I don’t think I can embed, so you can see it here.
Carnage
How cool would it be if Roman Polanski pulls a crazy stunt on all of us and it turns out Carnage is not about two couples talking about boring crap, but is rather about the famous Spider-Man villain who is sorta Venom’s son? Pretty cool if you ask me.
Haywire
This Haywire poster is sorta boring in my opinion. Gina Carano is pretty hot, and this doesn’t really showcase that. Oh, I should mention that all women are objects to me.
