Poster day! Tons of posters. Yep. Posters. Frankenweenie, Zero Dark Thirty, Twilight, and The Lone Ranger!
Frankenweenie
Frankenweenie has a bunch of new posters today that are not only awesome, but also more interesting than a majority of the press for this film. Head over to the preview page. I mentioned this same type of thing in a previous post, where there was a cool poster that looked hand drawn by a kid. That poster was the best piece of promotion the film had had up to that point, and these posters are a new contender. I like the way the film looks, and I hope there’s a lot of playing with old horror movie creatures in this format. That would be very cool.
Zero Dark Thirty
Zero Dark Thirty has a new poster, and I’m not even sorta impressed. I swear this is the same image we keep getting from the film. Are they trying to hide details like Osama Bin Laden hid himself? OOOOOooooo. Screw this crap. I’m gonna watch something more realistic, like The Avengers.
At least that movie was good.
Twilight: Breaking Into Dawn: Part Two
Twilight: Breaking Into Dawn: Part Two (see what I did with the title? I like to think it’s a porno name, and the lead actress is named Dawn) has a new poster, and Robert Pattinson is in the lead! He’s definitely going to win this foot race! He’s running from his ho’ ex. (in this instance I’m talking about the real life love affair between Twilight stars R-Patz and K-Stew, as she blew half of Hollywood or something. I only half pay attention and half think about girls blowing things…)
Anyways, this poster sucks.
The Lone Ranger
The Lone Ranger has a new poster that has eyes. They’re watching me. They’re Johnny Depp’s. There’s also a bit of his nose. He never takes off his mask. Ever. And he lives in a tree. I think. And the bark or paint is peeling.
I’VE FIGURED OUT DEPP’S ROLE IN THE LONE RANGER. HE’S A BANANA.
Cause of the peeling. How are you not getting this? Dummie.
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