Film clips from Frankenweenie and Hotel Transylvania, TV spots for Cloud Atlas and Seven Psychopaths, and a poster for Rise of the Guardians.
Frankenweenie has a new film clip that’s about a fat kid. And he’s running. And there’s a mailbox. Little monsters. Sweat. Sea monkeys. Bigger problem.
I am a friggin’ genius. I just described this whole film clip like Ernest Hemingway. THAT’S CALLED CONCISE, BITCHES.
Hotel Transylvania has four new film clips that all make me want to punch a donkey.
No, that’s not the line…
Oh, yeah! I want to KICK some ASS. Anyone’s. Cause this shit looks horrid. Punch me.
Cloud Atlas has a new TV spot that does a nice job of showcasing the powerhouse acting duo of Tom Hanks and Halle Berry, though it does a slightly less good job of explaining the story. We know two things from this trailer: 1. It is about love. 2. It looks really pretty.
WHAT MORE CAN YOU ASK FOR?
Seven Psychopaths has a new commercial that does not make me think it’ll be good.
It makes me think it’ll be great. GET IT? DID YOU WATCH IT?
You don’t like that? Too bad.
Rise of the Guardians
Rise of the Guardians has a new poster that I can’t say I’m a big fan of. It fails as a piece of marketing. It’s supposed to inform us as to the nature of this film. The film is about a young hero named Jack Frost, and he teams up with Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny and such to take on evil. You MIGHT be able to tell that’s Santa, though he doesn’t have the hat on, and that doesn’t look like the Easter Bunny.