New TV Spots for Flight and Lincoln, trailers for Stoker, A Good Day to Die Hard and Broken City, and a poster for Jack Reacher!
Flight
Flight is too cool a movie to have just one new TV spot. So it has two. This film actually looks pretty cool. I get the impression Denzel isn’t going to play the nicest of guys. I think he’ll be a bit arrogant and talk about how good a pilot he was to save the plane, but he was also drunk and like I always say, “Drink and drive planes.”
That’s a saying. I say it. All the time. I’m all cool n’ stuff. “Drunk, it’s the only way to fly.”
Or like the Dos Equis dude. “I don’t always fly drunk, but when I do I’m Denzel and I’m drunk as shit.”
True story.
Lincoln
This new TV spot for Lincoln is pretty damn sweet. I’m so excited to see this, and they didn’t even show him fighting vampires! Imagine how cool THAT trailer will be!
Huh? Wrong historically-accurate film about Abe Lincoln? Oh…
Well, this film looks good too.
Stoker
I’m still pretty excited for Stoker, though I’m not 100% sure what to make of it. I suppose it’ll be good, and very interesting, but it’s a trip of a film. The performances look good though, and I think the story will be very interesting.
A Good Day to Die Hard
A Good Day to Die Hard has it’s first teaser trailer, and it’s short, boring, and HEY THAT CHICK IS TAKING OFF HER SKIN TIGHT BIKER SUIT.
Approved.
Broken City
Broken City‘s new trailer would actually be really really cool, except for the use of rap music. Kanye makes everything worse.
Except Kim Kardashian. That’s still pretty much still the fat train wreck it’s always been.
The film is about a PI who gets involved with the mayor, who has him find out who’s banging his wife, and then the dude ends up dead. The PI is implicated, conspiracies abound, and thus, the film could be cool.
Except for the damn Kanye!
Jack Reacher
Jack Reacher? More like Jack Reach-A-Rounder…
Nah. Jack me off-er…
No. It’s just Jack Reacher. The Jackoff is Tom Cruise! BOOYAH! Actually, Cruise looks sorta badass in this. It’s not the slight cut, the gold tint or the lips pressed tightly together. It’s the look in his eyes. That man has seen some shit. You only get that from a Scientologist.
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