Today we have proof that God hates me and wants me to look stupid. But he hates Canada more.

The Beaver

This is the part where God hates me. Just Friday I finally wrote up a preview for The Beaver. Now, there’s a trailer. Which would have been helpful on Friday. I’m embedding it below, but it angers me that it’s here now. On an unrelated, and yet related note, (explain that, Canada) the trailer actually looks really good. I think Gibson needs to vent his real life rage with a puppet.

Beastly

A new trailer for Beastly has come online. I thought this had already come out. Checking the preview previously on this site, it was supposed to have come out last June. Now it apparently comes out next March. So now I have to update this crap too. UGH.

Arthur Christmas

Another trailer? Well, it’s interesting that this film is called Arthur Christmas, as I’m basically giving all of you Christmas presents.

Battle: Los Angeles

A second trailer has come online for Battle: Los Angeles is up. Christmas in December. Wait. That’s when Christmas is.

Elysium

Neil Blomkamp and Sharlto Copley are reteaming for Elysium, a new sci-fi film set on another planet that will have sociopolitical concepts throughout the action film. Sounds good. I liked District 9.

The King’s Speech

The King’s Speech has a new poster, and it looks yellow. Like the bad guy in the Bruce Willis part of Sin City.