Movie news for Django Unchained, Star Trek 2, The Dark Knight Rises & More!

Flying Brian Banana Hammock June 5, 2012 Comments Off

A new poster for Magic Mike, a blurry look at the Klingons from Star Trek 2, a new TV Spot for The Dark Knight Rises, posters for The Campaign and a trailer preview for Django Unchained!

Magic Mike

Magic Mike has a new poster that asks you ONE question: do you like man candy?

I know I do.

Actually, there’s a second question: do you think you can pull off wearing a tie without a shirt on?

I know I can.

“Work all day. Work it all night.”

I know I do.

Campaign Poster 1

Campaign Poster 1

Star Trek 2

Star Trek 2 is looking to expand the scope of the first film by introducing new alien races. Well, not now, but new to this itineration. I guess. So there’ll be Klingons!

But this is JJ Abrams, so his Klingons can’t be normal. NO WAY. They have to be different. Alien.

They need to look exactly like Martian Manhunter. Spoiler alert: Captain Kirk makes sweet whoopie to Martian Manhunter.

Spock watches.

star trek 2 klingons

star trek 2 klingons

The Dark Knight Rises

The Dark Knight Rises has a new TV spot, and I have to admit I like the new angle they’re taking on promoting the film. Not only is it a movie experience and all that crap, but they’re actually telling people to order their tickets in advance. This is actually a pretty good ploy. I have over 70 tickets already.

And counting!

The Campaign

The Campaign has 2 new posters today, and I think we can all agree they’re both about kissing. It’s pretty obvious in the poster with the baby, but I see love, perhaps even a bit of lust, in Will Ferrell and Zach Galifianakis’s eyes.

Truly. Love.

Campaign Poster

Campaign Poster

Campaign Poster 1

Campaign Poster 1

Django Unchained

Django Unchained will have a trailer soon, but this is American darn it! I DEMAND SATISFACTION!!!!!!!!!!

To that end, here’s a trailer preview! Expect the full trailer tomorrow!

The ‘Django Unchained’ Trailer Preview!

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