Pics from Dark Shadows and Les Miserables, trailers for Madagascar 3 and The Three Stooges, and casting for Noah and Winter’s Tale.
Dark Shadows has a few new posters and a new pic of Johnny Depp with blood running down his chin. I’m not sure if it’s from the film, or if Depp is just having his breakfast.
Les Miserables has a new photo of Hugh Jackman, who is even bigger when playing a singing Frenchman. Bigger than when he played Wolverine. It’s cool.
Madagascar 3: Europe’s Most Wanted has a new trailer, and it is stupid like stupidity. And they’re going to be in a circus. But circus are mistreated, right? I thought they were, but then I just know lion meat is DELICIOUS.
I mean, go PETA! I’m just covering my bases here. I’d both like to have… relations with some dumb hippie chick, but also be honest about eating dead animals.
The Three Stooges
In case you were wondering if The Three Stooges was going to start looking better… it isn’t. It REALLY isn’t. I have no nostalgic love for this stupid crap, so them doing a bad impression doesn’t charm me. It just… angers.
Darren Aronofsky’s Noah film has cast Russell Crowe as the lead. I’m not totally sure what the name of his character is… hmmm….
No. That can’t be it. Andrew? Paulie? Joe? Shit, I already said that one.
Oh… It’s NOAH. Right.
Winter’s Tale has already mostly cast Russell Crowe to play a demon, but that’s not the bit of casting for Winter’s Tale that’s important is that Jessica Brown Findlay has been cast as the female lead. She was on Downton Abbey, which was… good?
Whatevs. So she’ll be playing Beverly Penn, the daughter of Sean Penn. Or… a rich heiress who is robbed by the main character. Then they probably fall in love or something.