Run time, posters and a TV spot for The Dark Knight Rises, Hunger Games Catching Fire casting news, a poster for The Bourne Legacy and a pic from Elysium.
The Dark Knight Rises
In case you were worried The Dark Knight Rises will rise a little too quickly (just like your momma was worried about it being over too quick… wait. She wasn’t worried about me. Your girlfriend was worried about YOUR wiener not working appropriately… shut up.)
Anyways, The Dark Knight Rises will be darn near three hours, as it’ll be 164 minutes. That’s twelve minutes longer than The Dark Knight and twenty-four minutes longer than Batman Begins.
You know what else is twelve longer? My wiener when compared with yours.
Also, there are a bunch of pictures and a new international TV spot that focuses on some of Batman’s new toys. Not twelve inch toys, but still…
The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
The Hunger Games: Catching Fire will be starting up production soon, and they’ve cast a new tribute. Johanna Mason will be played by Jena Malone, which seems fitting. Mason is a tribute who tricks others into thinking she’s weak, then she turns on them in the end. It’s a pretty Machiavellian strategy. Backstabby. She must be from the Canadian district.
The Bourne Legacy
The Bourne Legacy has a new poster that’s not in English and therefore is stupid. Why is he running around on a rooftop with a gun? Do you know how many times I’ve been arrested for this EXACT THING?
Elysium has a new picture, and it’s of Matt Damon with a shaved head, robotic arm and BFG. I LIKE IT. Now if this was the Bourne poster, with a guy running around on a rooftop, except with that gun, it would be okay. Now Jeremy Renner just looks like a pussy.