Trailers for Contagion and This Must be the Place, Bourne, Robocop and Bond casting, and a cool one sheet for The Thing.

Contagion

Contagion, Steven Soderbergh’s new thriller with Matt Damon and Marion Cottilard, has a trailer. Looks okay.

This Must be the Place

This Must be the Place is going to be a turd. It “MUST BE” a turd. I hate Sean Penn. I don’t care. Shove it. I didn’t even watch the trailer. If it’s the wrong thing. SHOVE IT.

Bourne Reboot

The Jason Bourne reboot, which won’t have someone else take over being Bourne, but will rather have Jeremy Renner just play a spy sorta like Bourne, but not Bourne, so they can either team up or face off in the future (totally called it) has cast Edward Norton as the villain. Or is close to casting him. I’m confused. You can type Edward with just your left hand.

That’s the jerkin’ hand.

Robocop

I love Robocop. I’m not happy that they’re apparently going with Captain Kirk for the new Robocop. And no, I don’t mean Shatner. Chris Pine. I liked him as Kirk. In fact, I like him as an actor.

But he’s no Robocop.

Bond

Naomie Harris has been cast as Bond‘s latest babe. She was in Pirates of the Caribbean 2&3, and 28 Days Later. And no doubt other stuff. She’s hot. It’ll do.

The Thing

The Thing prequel that’s called just The Thing (huh?) has a poster/one sheet. That just looks like a guy in the snow, but his HAND!!!! Dun Dun duh.