New posters for Columbiana, Zookeeper, Conan the Barbarian, and Ironclad, a new pic from Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter and one of Brad Pitt in Cogan’s Trade, and a trailer for Final Destination 5.

Columbiana

Columbiana, Zoe Saldana’s attempt to prove she can lead an action film, has a new poster, and it is awesome. She’s hot, you can see through her, it’s sorta sad and sexy. Is this the perfect poster? Yes, yes it is. BAM.

The Zookeeper

The Zookeeper, starring Paul Blart, is a turd. I have so little else to offer the film. It’ll probably make lots of money.

Conan the Barbarian

Conan the Barbarian, unlike Zookeeper, will have a dude kill people and topless women. TWO THUMBS UP. The closest you’ll get to boobs in Zookeeper is Kevin James’ man boobs. Ugh. Also, this poster is sorta cool.

Ironclad

I only just previewed Ironclad, but the poster just came out, so you get it. It doesn’t look half bad, but I don’t know what to say about it. I like Kate Mara’s tough girl face. Also, I can’t tell if James Purefoy is angry or trying to seduce me. Does it matter?

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter has begun filming, and the first production photo has been released. I guess director Timur Bekmambetov really wants to film to be accurate to the times, but also have vampires. So… yeah. Sounds good. Hopefully Blade will make an appearance.

Cogan’s Trade

Cogan’s Trade has also begun filming, and so there’s a pic up of Brad Pitt as Jackie Cogan. It’s a gangster film, hence the hair and shotgun. There’s always hair and shotguns in gangster films, right?

Final Destination 5

Final Destination 5 has a trailer, and I’d honestly forgotten this film is coming out. Also, I’m changing my ming about Lasik. Oh, and the trailer is backwards because you can’t put it up on youtube without changing it a bit, and otherwise it’s exclusive to Apple. So suck it.