Captain America looses his name?, new Conan and Johnny English Reborn trailers, and a poster for Final Destination 5.
Captain America: The First Avenger
Captain America: The First Avenger will only be title The First Avenger in Russia, The Ukraine, and South Korea. Wait, Canada isn’t the country that most fills me with disgust? Is this a sign of the end of the world? Holy guacamole. I just shat myself.
Conan the Barbarian
Conan the Barbarian has a new international trailer, and I don’t even need to watch it to know I want to see Kahl Drogo KICK SOME ASS. That only makes sense if you watched Game of Thrones. At one point he cut a dude’s throat and ripped out his tongue. THROUGH THE THROAT. Oh, and I can’t embed it, which I’ll let slide, cause I keep thinking about how awesome Kahl Drogo is. See the trailer here.
Johnny English: Reborn
Johnny English: Reborn has a new international trailer also, although I’m tempted to say it isn’t an international trailer. The film is British. Should a British trailer just be a trailer? And the American trailer be the international? My head hurts. This one doesn’t embed either, so see it here. I don’t forgive MSN for not allowing me to embed. Jerks.
Final Destination 5
Final Destination 5 has a new poster. Whee!!! I guess I forgot to care. I’m currently sitting in a coffee shop, watching teenagers walk by, dressed in their stupid clothes with Justin Bieber hair (thanks Canada) and I’m thinking, maybe this time Death will win.
