Posters for Journey 2 and Cabin in the Woods, a new pic from Prometheus, a trailer for John Carter, and a TV Spot for War Horse.

Journey 2: The Mysterious Island

I still can’t get over how stupid the title for Journey 2: The Mysterious Island is. They actually used the number as part of a phrase. It’s not 2 Fast 2 Furious bad, but it’s still pretty bad. Anyways, here are some new posters, one of which has Vanessa Hudgens. I didn’t really look at the others.

Cabin in the Woods

Today I learned that Cabin in the Woods is about crazy physics and/or weird architecture. It’s also possible I wasn’t paying enough attention during school. Is this what cabins look like? Meh.

Prometheus

Prometheus has a new pic of director Ridley Scott and star Naomi Rapace talking on the set. It kinda ruins the reality of it for me. I thought they actually filmed these movies on other planets, but Scott is clearly not wearing a spacesuit.

John Carter

There’s a new trailer for John Carter up today, and I like it. I have no idea what the crap is going on, and it seems odd that Gambit has different powers on Mars, but I guess that’s just the story and we have to let go of reality.

War Horse

This is a long TV Spot for War Horse, and it makes me not want to see the film. Every one in it talks about the movie like it’s something it’s not. It’s not going to be awesome.

That’s what it’s not.