Posters for Abduction, Rise of the Planet of the Apes, Captain America and Brave. Apes also has a trailer, so that should be great. Yippee.

Abduction

Does Taylor Lautner HAVE to look retarded? Sorry, challenged? Come on. To be fair, if I was sliding down glass that’s breaking, I might tard it up a bit too. This Abduction poster just fills me with… thoughts.

Rise of the Planet of the Apes

Rise of the Planet of the Apes has a new trailer and poster. Both remind me that I don’t want to see it. Well done.

Captain America: The First Avenger

I don’t know what to say, other than it’s a Captain America: The First Avenger poster. I tried to make that seem like I care. Didn’t work. I need some more practice. What’s that? Canada is the place to be? Meh. Don’t give a turd. Shut it, Canada.

Brave

I don’t know much about Brave, but it’s Pixar. So it’ll be GLORIOUS.

The Raven

The first official pic of John Cusack as Edgar Allen Poe in The Raven is online, and it looks… fine. Meh. I’m doing ‘meh’ th.
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Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies has offered Emma Stone the lead part of Elizabeth Bennet, who… falls in love and kills zombies. I guess. She hasn’t officially accepted, but if they’re publicizing it then it should be all but signed.