Bourne release date changes, The Dark Knight Rises gets viral all over my face and a red band trailer for The Babymakers.
The Bourne Legacy
The Bourne Legacy was originally slated to come out on August 3, but the studios decided it might be best not to go up against Total Recall and more likely they don’t want to be swallowed in the monster that will likely be The Dark Knight Rises. So now the new Bourne film will come out on August 10. Sounds… good.
The Dark Knight Rises
The Dark Knight Rises, much like the Dark Knight before it, has a virus. This virus infects the brains of poor unsuspecting fools such as myself, who they spread the virus because we don’t use protection. What I’m saying is I need a condom because Batman just took off his utility belt and got this viral fake newspaper on my face.
And for some reason a towel will help me more than a paper towel…
The Babymakers has a new video that is only for older people. Like… mature audiences. So only watch this if you’re mature… or have the interwebs and are a 12 year old who doesn’t like to be told what to do. Cause seriously, you need to learn. You need to learn.
Also I’m telling your mother.