New posters for Battleship, John Carter, Brave and Men in Black 3, a pic from Cabin in the Woods, and a trailer for American Reunion.
Battleship
Battleship‘s new poster is, for me at least, a little confusing. Is Taylor Kitsch happy? Cause that’s the face I make when I’m happy.
I’m also usually wearing fatigues and shit is usually getting real at that point, but nonetheless, that’s my happy face.
Is he working for the aliens? Is that the twist? Did he just sink that Battleship?
John Carter
In more Taylor Kitsch news, there’s also a new poster for John Carter. Apparently you can get this poster for yourself if you see the midnight showings in IMAX 3D. It actually makes me want to get up early. I’m going to see the movie anyways, and this thing is badass.
Brave
Brave‘s new poster is soulless. Because she’s a ginger. And gingers have no souls. This should NOT be confused with Canadians. They had souls once. They just gave them up for a bag of magic beans.
Wrong kinds of beans though. These ones just make you fart and don’t grow beanstalks. That’s why Canada smells so bad.
Men in Black 3
Men in Black 3 has a new poster, and it shows how ONE Will Smith is equal to TWO Tommy Lee Joneseseseses. Sorry, I got lost in the eseseseseses.
Dang it. It happened again!
Cabin in the Woods
Cabin in the Woods has a new photo of star Chris Hemsworth in his varsity jacket looking like every girl’s dream. Including YOURS. Okay, and mine. He is handsome!
American Reunion
There’s a new full trailer for American Reunion that shows a bit more of the story, though the story is paper thin and the jokes are kinda stupid. But hey! There are masturbation and cum jokes. So it’s cool. Welcome back, American Pie.
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