A new director for The Man from U.N.C.L.E., a release date for The Evil Dead remake, trailers for The Iron Lady, What to Expect when You’re Expecting and Madagascar, a poster for American Reunion, and viral crap for The Dark Knight Rises.
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
The Man from U.N.C.L.E. was at one time the next project for Steven Soderbergh, so Sherlock Holmes director Guy Ritchie is stepping in to take on the big screen adaptation of the old NBC spy TV show. I have no idea what the show was about, besides spies n’ such, but I like Ritchie, so I’m sure he’ll make it fun. FUN!
The Evil Dead
It appears the remake of The Evil Dead will be released on April 12, 2013. As long as there is some crazy crap and Bruce Campbell, I’m down with it.
The Iron Lady
The Iron Lady has a new trailer, and it is uplifting and inspiring, and I didn’t realize my Grandma was the Prime Minister of England. Bitch lied to me.
What to Expect when You’re Expecting
What to Expect when You’re Expecting has a trailer, and I don’t know what I was expecting, but I didn’t expect this.
What did you expect? Me not to make that kinda joke? I expected more of you. I don’t have great… expectations for this film. I… aw. Just watch this stupid trailer.
Madagascar 3 has a new trailer, and I did not recall that this film is coming out, and I don’t care about it now.
Man, Willow from Buffy has still got it, and Jason Biggs hasn’t aged a day. Everyone else looks like shit in this American Reunion poster.
The Dark Knight Rises
The Dark Knight Rises has gone viral, baby! Or this is kinda stupid, and the viral stuff worked better for The Dark Knight because it had The Joker. Is Bane going to blog?
Bane’s Blog. Kinda has a ring to it. I’m ashamed of these jokes. THIS IS WHY WE NEED THE JOKER.
Oh, and I don’t fully understand what the viral part of this is. It’s a CIA bulletin. Um… cool?