The Arrested Development movie is ON!!, also, pics from Batman, Underworld, and Spider-Man, and posters for A Thousand Words and The Expendables 2.
Arrested Development
I’m sure a lot of you are going to tell me I’m nuts for believing in the Arrested Development movie and series that may be forthcoming, but at the very least there’s some reason to have hope. Netflix has announced that they have signed a deal to produce the new episodes, which will come out in 2013. Holy frickin’ COW. I’m so happy I just blue myself.
With this news, NO ONE has made a terrible mistake.
Hey, Brother, you’re coming back to TV!
Daddy horny, Michael. HORNY FOR ARRESTED!
I could go on… and I will.
This isn’t a trick… it’s an illusion! (hopefully it isn’t an illusion.)
I’m going to help you. Even if it means I have to take a chubby, I will suck it up.
I’m so happy. Taste the happy. It kinda tastes like sad, but it’s actually the happy.
The Dark Knight Rises
The Dark Knight Rises has two new official photos out, both covers of the next issue of Empire, and they showcase Batman and Bane. And it looks like Bats is shooting a light cannon. I don’t know what it is exactly, but I’m sure it will make all kinds of sense in the film, and be the best thing I’ve ever seen and I’ll go home pregnant.
It seems like after I have a good time someone always ends up pregnant.
Also, director Christopher Nolan gave a few plot details, specifically saying that The Dark Knight Rises is set 8 years after the last film, which is different from the gap between Batman Begins and The Dark Knight, as The Dark Knight took place almost immediately after Batman Begins.
Underworld: Awakening
Underworld: Awakening has a new photo of star Kate Beckinsale shooting a gun at something of someone that she seems to be both angry and confused by. This is why you don’t allow women to hold guns. Also, I say some pretty stupid stuff, and would get shot.
Oh, and that gun looks stupid. The part under the barrel probably serves no functional purpose, and only makes it look more difficult to holster. Just food for thought.
The Amazing Spider-Man
There are some new photos from The Amazing Spider-Man out today, and it’s looks like they’re going to shoot the early Spider-Man stuff where he doesn’t have a full costume. The solid color of the red mask makes me think of the Scarlett Spider, and… oh. I’ve shown what a nerd I am. Well, the hat looks stupid, and you don’t have to be a nerd to know that. In fact, what possible reason is there for where a warm winter hat when you’re wearing a ski mask? HUH? ANSWER ME THAT, SPIDER-MAN!
Oh, and spoiler alert for the pics of Doc Connors. If you’ve ever read the comics you’ll have seen it coming, and you’d have to be kinda stupid not to see it coming, but nonetheless, spoiler alert.
A Thousand Words
I only have one word for A Thousand Words: SHITINMYFACEANDSCREWMYMOTHERBUTDONTMAKEMESEETHIS.
It counts as one word because there are no spaces. The more you know, right?
The Expendables 2
The Expendables 2 has a sweet new poster, and I’m not exaggerating when I say that this is the coolest poster of all time. And does Jet Li look like a girl? Or is that a girl? Where’s Jet? Who’s buttfucking Terry Crews? Do you imagine Jean Claude Van Damme on a snowboard right now? Is Stallone wearing his Demolition Man hat?
This picture really was worth a thousand words. SUCK IT, EDDIE MURPHY.
