A poster for Anchorman 2, a film clip for Madagascar 3: Europe’s Most Wanted, a viral vid for Prometheus, casting for Iron Man 3 and a possible start date for Ant-Man?
Anchorman 2
Anchorman 2, though it won’t come out for another year and a half or more, will soon have a teaser trailer, and today it has a new poster. Clearly this new film is for people with a foot fetish.
And is one dude wearing two different pant legs? Or are there two one-legged men? SO MANY QUESTIONS. I will make up my own answers.
They’re women. SOLVED.
Madagascar 3: Europe’s Most Wanted
Madagascar 3: Europe’s Most Wanted has debuted it’s first film clip, and it shows a lion being afraid of a tiger, and I’m not sure what kinda animal Chris Rock is playing, but he’s annoying as shit. Screw you, Madagascar. Screw. You.
Prometheus
Prometheus has a new viral video that asks a number of questions, and it also showcases a bit more of Noomi Rapace’s character in the film. She’s basically a scientist who also believes in stuff. Cool with me. Normally I prefer women to not believe in anything, but sometimes it’s cool.
Iron Man 3
Iron Man 3 has cast James Badge Dale as Eric Savin, who won’t be… savin’ anyone!
Get it? Like “Saving” but without the “G” because of slang or something. Anyways, Savin is a bad guy in the comic with codename Coldblood. Sounds like a bad guy name. You can always tell. Like my bad guy name is “Canada.”
But that’s only because I needed something worse than “Adolf Osama Bin Hitler.”
SUCK IT CANADA.
Actually, I apologize. Canada isn’t filled with bad people. Just stupid people. Such as Ryan Reynolds.
Ant-Man
Ant-Man is, according to director Edgar Wright, going to start shooting by the end of this year. Yeah, right. Um… it hasn’t been cast yet, but I suppose this is possible. I’m curious about the direction he’s going to go with, as Ant-Man has long been one of The Avengers, but was clearly not involved in the film. Perhaps he’ll tie in for the second or perhaps third film? Maybe? Yes?
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