Movie news for X-Men, Conan the Barbarian, Tree of Life, and… other stuff!

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A new trailer is up for Conan the Barbarian, Tree of Life gets a film clip, there’s a surprisingly not crappy X-Men banner, and another Adam Sandler moronfest casts a moron.

Conan the Barbarian

Conan the Barbarian has a full trailer up, and it honestly looks really cool. I know next to nothing about Conan, and I’ve never seen the other one starring the Governator, but I like the idea of a barbarian killing people with a sword while topless chicks run around. Call me old fashioned, but that’s just good filmmaking.

Tree of Life

Terrance Malick’s Tree of Life has a film clip up, and it does a remarkable job of showing idealistic memories from childhood. It’s like Norman Rockwell made a movie. With Brad Pitt. It’s kinda a cool idea. Oh, and I can’t embed the clip, so you need to click here to see it. Sorry.

X-Men: First Class

X-Men: First Class has a new banner up, and it’s the best poster/banner I’ve seen yet. It looks like Magneto is seducing me with his eyes, and I am thoroughly seduced.

I Hate You Dad

I Hate You Dad, which is Adam Sandler’s next terrible comedy, has cast Ian Ziering as himself. I guess the film takes place in 1991, and Ziering is still relevant. Take note that his casting is one of the best jokes that will be in the film, so don’t get excited. Sandler still blows.

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