Movie News for Superman, Killer Elite, The Darkest Hour, and more!

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Trailers for The Darkest Hour and Killer Elite, an apetastic Rise of the Planet of the Apes poster, Man of Steel casting, and a short clip from an Avengers between movies thing.

The Darkest Hour

If aliens ever attack Russia, I say let them take it. Actually, let’s send Emile Hirsch. They’ll still win.

SNAPDRAGON. Got you again, Hirsch. Actually, I think I got Russia more than I got Hirsch. And I don’t even hate Russia, it’s just that it’s kinda the Canada of the rest of the world. So it sucks. Anyways, here’s a trailer for The Darkest Hour. Enjoy.

Killer Elite

I’m not a moron, so this looks stupid. Actually, to be fair, I AM a moron, and I still think Killer Elite looks like a turd sandwich.

Rise of the Planet of the Apes

You know what? I don’t care how smart an ape is, it doesn’t beat a helicopter. This poster didn’t make me forget that Rise of the Planet of the Apes will try to make me believe that an ape can take a helicopter. THIS IS STUPID.

Man of Steel

Great Caesar’s Ghost! Lawrence Fishburne will be playing Perry White in Man of Steel. So first he trained Neo, and now he’s gonna boss Superman around? This guy is THE MAN. Not the man of Steel, but still.

Avengers

Between their mega movies Marvel is releasing short films or clips or something like that, and they take place in the Marvel movie universe, and this is a clip from one. I guess the whole thing will be on the Thor DVD this fall. It leads into The Avengers I think. Whatevs.

WHATEVS!!!