Movie news for Man of Steel, About Time, The Hunger Games 2 & More!

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Videos for Man of Steel, After Earth, Now You See Me, Before Midnight and About Time, and posters for The Hunger Games: Catching Fire and The Lone Ranger and Despicable Me 2!

Man of Steel

Man of Steel has a couple of quick videos today that highlight the main three powers of Superman: flight, strength and speed. His laser vision and stuff will also be present in the film I’m sure, but those are really the main things, right?


After Earth

After Earth has a new film clip today that doesn’t really make a great case for Jaden Smith being capable of acting. Cause he sorta sucks in it I think.

Now You See Me

Now You See Me is doing something very interesting with their film clips. They claim these are actual clips from the film, but they’re so bad I can’t even begin to believe that, and they seem heavily edited. So they give us a taste of a scene, but we’ll still be surprised when we see it for real in the theater. Not a bad idea.

Before Midnight

Before Midnight showcases more talking. When is Ethan Hawke going to punch a ninja? I get it, his wife is a crazy bitch who tries to trap him with stupid arguments. She’s a woman. It’s her job.

Did I misread this scene?

About Time

About Time has a new trailer, and while I initially thought this would be another horrible Rachel McAdams romance film that I would tell everyone I hate but secretly masturbate to, but it actually looks good. I’ll tell everyone I like it.

Then secretly masturbate to it anyways.

The Hunger Games: Catching Fire

The Hunger Games: Catching Fire has a new poster of Katniss on a mountain and WHAT THE F? This looks like the cover of White Fang or something. I’m waiting for her to have an adventure where she learns her parents really aren’t so bad.

Cause that’s like, you know, this type of imagery. For reals, yo!

The Lone Ranger

The Lone Ranger isn’t really alone. He has Tonto. Screw that nickname. Anyways, here’s a new banner poster for the film that shows both a crashed train, and that same train in the past. Look at yourself in the future, Mr. Train! You need to make better choices!

This is like a PSA for trains to stay off drugs.

Despicable Me 2

Despicable Me 2 has a new poster, but the bad guy, what’s his face, has a lot of minions. How does no one else have a problem with the fact that this MONSTER has a billion slaves?

Yeah, they’re adorable slaves, but slaves nonetheless. Horrible.

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