Machete (2010)


‘Machete’ is a Sept 2010 Action movie that is causing quite a stir these days. You see, when one of your biggest stars in the movie (Lindsay Lohan) is sent to jail for breach of probation, this can only be good.

They recently took Lohan out of the ‘Machete’ Trailer, as if to avoid any bad press. Really? I call bullshit. This is marketing at it’s best. You wait, they will launch a viral campaign celebrating Lohan’s hard time (13 days) in prison, and add her back in the trailer for Machete.

Machete Trailer

They took Lindsay Lohan out of the trailer, but she’ll be back, don’t worry.


The highly skilled Federale Machete is hired by some unsavory types to assassinate a senator. But just as he’s about to take the shot, he notices someone aiming at him and realizes he’s been set up….

He barely survives the sniper’s bullet, and is soon out for revenge on his former employers, with the reluctant assistance of his old friend Cheech Marin, who has become a priest and taken a vow of nonviolence.

Machete has a ton of beauties in it, and apparently Lohan will do full frontal nudity as a gesture to the studios. Hey, that won’t hurt ticket sales considering costar Jessica Alba has already stated she will not do nude scenes. (Give it time boys, it will happen)

Throw in a more than willing Michelle Rodriquez (Avatar , Resident Evil , The Fast and the Furious) and the lovely Electra Avellan (that stunning babe from Grindhouse) and I can promise you the babe factor in ‘Machete’ is unmatched thus far in 2010.

Release Date

September 16th 2010


Danny Trejo, Michelle Rodriguez, Jessica Alba, Robert De Niro, Lindsay Lohan, Cheech Marin, Steven Seagal, Don Johnson

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Interesting Fact

Machete is a spin off from Grindhouse, believe it or not.

Official Site

Nothing Yet.

The Good

Lindsay Lohan has confirmed she will be going topless for this movie. Desperate times call for desperate measures folks.
Jessica Alba + Lindsay Lohan and Michelle Rodriquez = one of the sexiest female casts assembled in 2010.

The Bad

Robert Rodriguez better not hide the girls in this film…

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